Charlie Sheen bringing his madness to Detroit

Charlie Sheen is bringing his warlock to Detroit. He has enough tiger blood for everyone who will attend his gig at the Fox Theatre.  

 According to The Detroit News, the actor announced on Twitter yesterday that he will be bringing his tour, titled “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth,” to the Motor City April 2. Tickets, are $35-$69.50, and they go on sale 10 a.m. Saturday.


The Fox Theatre appearance is one of only two shows announced. Sheen, who was fired from his hit sitcom “Two and a Half Men” this week following two weeks of bizarre, hilarious and mildly offensive media appearances,  will also perform at the Chicago Theatre April 3.


In his short tweet, Sheen, who “admitted” to having “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA” in recent interviews, promised to give people the “REAL story” at the show.


On the Ticketmaster page for the event, a message reads, “My Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it! I dare you to keep up with me.”


I love that all of this insanity is coming to my hometown, at one of the most beautiful theatres in all of the country.


Sheen met with people from concert-promoting giant Live Nation earlier in the week and supposedly signed a deal with the organization. He was pictured holding a machete outside the Live Nation offices.


When The Detroit News tried to contact Fox Theatre reps, they directed inquiries to Sheen’s staff, which could not be reached for comment Thursday.


The news came on the same day that Sheen filed a $100 million lawsuit looking to recoup salary and wages. No matter what happens I’m pretty sure Sheen will be laughing all the way to the bank, shooting the trolls he sees on the way with laser beams from his eyes.