I get high on speed blending

I picked up the “As Seen on TV” NutriBullet Nutrition Extraction System. It’s the ultimate hi-speed blender that pulverizes and liquifiesfruits, vegetables, nuts, grains, candy, cheese, ice and it’s SO MUCH FUN!I hate salad. I eat it but begrudgingly, well, I just tossed that tossed salad into the …