The awesomeness of Danny Trejo and Machete Kills is now available in a full trailer that includes Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States, Mel Gibson as the bad guy and Sofia Vergara’s machine gun boobs. Yes, that’s what I said!
Jessica Alba, too. Michelle Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas and Cuba Gooding Jr. AND Lady GaGa! Is this freakin’ brilliant or what?!
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Look, here’s the trailer and just feast your eyes on the pics after. It’s going to be all visual from here on out because we have to lie down for a minute.
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