Skull found on Mars

Mars – Alien spotters claim to have discovered the skull of an extra-terrestrial on the Martian surface.

While most folks would call the mysterious object snapped by the Spirit rover ‘a rock’, that hasn’t stopped wide-eyed nutjobs from claiming to have identified it as having ‘binocular eyes’ and a ‘cranial capacity of 1400cc’.

The creature is ‘obviously a carnivore’ as it has a ‘narrow pointed mouth’ and the ‘cranial ridge’ is sufficiently developed to allow the attachment of ‘muscles to control antennae’.

The mystery of how the skull came to be there and who – or what – removed the remainder of the skeleton, remains a mystery.