Woman falls off Wii Fit, becomes a sex addict

A British woman has reportedly developed a severe sex addiction after falling off her slippery Wii Fit board.

According to the Daily Star, 24-year-old Amanda Flowers requires at least “10 sex sessions a day” to satisfy her rampaging libido. 

Indeed, even the tiniest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, apparently “turns her on.”

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm,” panted the insatiable Flowers.

“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”

Flowers has apparently been diagnosed with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.