US Marines perforate Xbox 360 after RROD

Memo to Steve “Balmy” Ballmer and Microsoft: Do not piss off the US Marine Corp. 

Unfortunately, the rest of us plebeians are forced to put up with sub-par equipment and piss-poor customer service from Redmond.

Still, we can content ourselves with living vicariously through these highly-trained US Marines, who did what needed to be done with both style and grace.

Yes, now that infamous red ring of death (RROD) is little more than a bad memory that will soon fade with the passage of time.

So, Semper Fi, baby.

Semper Fi!