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Veteran TG Daily staffer Andrew Thomas has been refused entry to the catalog of hunks and hunkettes over at Beautiful People.
A couple of weeks back, the hopeful hack filled in the online application and sent off a photo (below) in a bid to join the ranks of the surgically-modified, waxed to within an inch of their lives and perfectly-complexioned ones for friendship, fun – and perhaps something more…
Sadly, his PhotoShop skills were obviously rated somewhat lower than 1337 and a tearful Thomas received the following Dear John letter earlier today:
Unfortunately, your application to BeautifulPeople Network was not successful. The members of BeautifulPeople did not find your profile attractive enough.
Please note, only one in five applicants are currently accepted into BeautifulPeople.com.
BeautifulPeople welcomes you to apply again, perhaps with a better photo or a more interesting profile text.”
Thomas was too upset to provide a comment and under heavy medication, but his bartender and life coach reported: “Andrew was bitterly disappointed not to be accepted as a beautiful person. I suggested he sent in a different picture – perhaps of his butt – but realized it might be accepted, causing him further distress.”
If any TG Daily readers have actually been accepted as one of the beautiful people, we’d appreciate any tips.