Illinois Department of Employment Security (IDES) offers Klingon translations on its site

Obviously, the economy is so far in the tank now that full employment can only be achieved by invading the Starfleet Federation. Or, if this video is to be believed, IDES employees are so bored because the good times are just rollin’ through that they need to drum up traffic for their website by pulling a stunt like this and promoting Star Trek movie franchises.

Shouldn’t someone decide which it is before interest rates go up or we are forced to 3D print even more guns for the survivalist camp?